Fleshbot loves Minnesotans; Or, Minnesotans love porn and finally someone noticed

Warning! The following links are barely safe for home, let alone work. Do not click unless you can handle it. I mean it. If you do not know what that means, you can’t handle it.

Last week Ed was doing some research on a porn talent agency’s website. Why? Who knows, he’s Ed. While conducting his research he discovered a tool that graphed out what sex acts porn actresses are willing to do, based on the answers from 901 actresses in the database. What does one do with this information? I don’t know personally, but it’s the internet. The information is there and that’s pretty cool.

Today, Fleshbot picked up The Deets’ blog entry about his findings. Huh, interesting! It’s always nice when a high traffic site links to something, even if it is highly inappropriate. *cough* Oh, but simply linking to it wasn’t enough; they added the creative twist of illustration. Each sex act in Ed’s graph is accompanied with a picture. Yeah, it’s exactly what you think. The fewer actresses willing to do it, the worse the picture. I’d say “you have to go see this shit,” but then I’d feel guilty if you actually did and tried to bill me for the therapist you’ll start seeing to work out your new issues.

In addition to Ed’s piece, Fleshbot also linked to Max “Bunny” Sparber’s “My Porn Year” project, where he is transforming the top grossing film of each week into a porn script by the week’s end. With the exception of animated, children’s, or animated children’s films, you’ll see all the new releases turned into a hilarious script involving phrases such as, “They have sex.”

The best part? The picture they used to emphasize the entry.

Jen and I love the Bunny.